whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
im on a boat
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