Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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