What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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