Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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