Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Sacagawea was the original milf.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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