people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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