But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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