It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i drank out of a bidet.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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