Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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