Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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