I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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