Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
