I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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