Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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