When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Your cock deserves a montage
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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