u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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