in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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