YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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