Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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