If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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