C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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