I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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