3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Shame - the story of my life.
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