if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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