You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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