Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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