Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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