Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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