i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
