Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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