We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize