actually, I'm a sock model
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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