Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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