if i died would you start the facebook group?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
