normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
be right there i have to get my cape
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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