Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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