I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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