do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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