I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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