The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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