were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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