if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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