turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
splinters make it hard to masturbate
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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