the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
