Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I look better un-naked...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
