***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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