Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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