hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Randomize
