so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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