and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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