It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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