i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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