it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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