Betty ford says i'm here all night
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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