i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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