i jhust puked up my retainher.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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