I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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