actually, I'm a sock model
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
We got so high we made milksteak
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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