Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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